Funny Stuff for The Ides of March

Funny Sketches from “Horrible Histories”

Live Tweeting Caesar’s Funeral

This is an activity I’m doing with my Shakespeare Club. The idea is to paraphrase the lines of the Roman crowd in the language of social media. For example, I changed this:

Julius Caesar, Act III, ii

…. to this:

Julius Caesar as Donald Trump:

Good TIckle Brain

https://goodticklebrain.com/home/tag/julius+caesar

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And the Oscar Goes To… Shakespeare!

You may not know it, but literally thousands of movies and TV shows are based on Shakespeare’s works- he even has an IMDb page! Since today the academy announced this year’s Oscar nominations, I thought I would give you a list of films Shakespeare has won awards for, (posthumously of course). List of Oscar wins for Shakespeare

Let me know in the comments if you want me to review one of these films!

https://youtu.be/6tihITlPAn4tumblr_m2t23gt1al1r93ymj

Shakespearean Art: Portia

Portia (Or Porcia), was the wife of Marcus Brutus. Many ancient writers emphasize her courage, beauty, and devotion to her husband and Rome. Many painters and illustrators have chosen to depict her as a model of courage and grace.

https://portiacatonis.weebly.com

https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/portia-and-brutus/qQH7qtdFwf6xeA?hl=en&ms=%7B%22x%22%3A0.5%2C%22y%22%3A0.2668803418803419%2C%22z%22%3A8%2C%22size%22%3A%7B%22width%22%3A2.1891025641025643%2C%22height%22%3A0.6672008547008548%7D%7D

Happy International Women’s Day

Happy International Women’s Day! I would like to dedicate my posts today to my daughter, a wonderful strong girl, a Shakespeare fan, and a lifelong lover of the musical “Six”.

Some of Shakespeare’s Best Female Characters

I’ve discussed Shakespeare’s best Mother characters before, and his Roman characters as well, but I thought I should include some of the ones who are not mothers and/or unmarried (at least for most of the play). I don’t want to rank these characters since I detest ranking women in general, so here are some of Shakespeare’s best characters, and some of their immortal speeches:

CleoPatra

Katherine Of Aragon

Even though “Henry the Eighth” is my least favorite Shakespeare play, I love how strong Katherine is and how well she fights against the machinations of Cardinal Woosey and her husband. She is a courageous, virtuous, and strong-minded woman, who when Henry demands that she consent to a divorce, Katherine simply says: “No Way!”

Lady Macbeth

A fascinating and electrifying character. She seduces her husband and makes him fully commit to murdering the king. If you look at the post above, you can see the multiple potential readings for why she courts evil spirits to convince her husband to murder the king. Her strength and energy is highly attractive and it was easy for me to see how a man might do anything to make her happy.

Isabella From “Measure For Measure”

I think Elizabethans would have seen the connection between the Virgin Queen who fought off assassination from the Pope, and Isabella, a virgin who fights off the advances of Angello, who seems pious, but who secretly is degenerate and cruel. Isabella even becomes a princess at the end of the play, (assuming she marries the Duke), which means she could literally become a Queen Elizabeth to English eyes.

https://www.rsc.org.uk/shakespeare-learning-zone/measure-for-measure/character/analysis

Stick figure version of Isabella from “Peace Good Tickle Brain.”

Portia Catonis (Wife of Brutus)

One of the best female characters in the Roman plays, Portia demands to be taken seriously as a wife and as a Roman citizen. In her one great scene we see her demand that Brutus tell her why he has been so distant and cold:

Elisabetta Sirani, Portia Wounding her Thigh, 1664, oil on canvas, 101 x 138 cm (Collezioni d’Arte e di Storia della Fondazione della Cassa di Risparmio, Bologna)
Some have speculated that in real life Portia helped Brutus with the conspiracy to assassinate Caesar, after all, she was the daughter of Caesar's great rival senator Cato, who was willing to die when he realized the Roman republic was finished.
Not only was the real Portia a great woman, she also inspired some great art. Below is the great masterpiece: Portia Wounding her Thigh, by Elisabetta Sirani (1664). According to Dr. DR. MAURA GLEESON, the painting was commissioned by a fabric merchant, which explains Portia's sumptuous outfit. Portia remains totally calm, yet focused and determined as the other women in the background idly spin clothes in the background. For more information on this masterpiece, click the link below:

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So happy International Women’s Day ladies! Hope you get some of the love and appreciation you deserve today! More posts coming soon!

Roman Women Week!

Since International Women’s Day is Friday, I’m devoting the following week to talking about the awesome female characters in Shakespeare’s Roman plays: Titus, Andronicus, Julius Caesar, Antony and Cleopatra, and Coriolanus

First, here’s my post and an accompanying podcast on Roman women, which includes an analysis of Lavinia, Portia, Valumnia, and Cleopatra:

Here’s a fascinating video about the lives of Roman girls:

And here’s a special section about Cleopatra:

Comedy sketches about Cleopatra from “Horrible Histories” BBC, 2015.
cleopatra facts infographics in 2021 | Cleopatra facts, Ancient history  facts, Cleopatra history
A Lady-Gaga-esque song about Cleopatra from “Horrible Histories,” 2014
Infographic from an article about Cleopatra’s beauty regimen. Source: http://socialdiary.pk/

http://socialdiary.pk/beauty-secrets-of-cleopatra

Leap Years And Julius Caesar

Today is February 29th, a day that only exists every four years. This is because the Earth’s rotation isn’t exactly 265 days, so every couple of years we add a day, (except every few hundred years).

The man who first pushed for the most accurate calender in the Western world was none other than Julius Caesar, the Roman dictator, and titular character in Shakespeare’s famous tragedy. Here’s an interesting news story that details why this happened:

https://www.newswest9.com/video/news/verify/did-you-know/leap-year-origins-trace-back-to-roman-dictator-julius-caesar/536-8ac86ea0-29a4-4b5f-86fd-ec742b531213

Other things we Get from Caesar:

For the month of March I’ll be doing a lot of posts, videos, and podcasts about Julius Caesar, and the Roman plays in general, and also hopefully releasing a new course for Outschool.com. Stay tuned!

My Birthday Trip to Drunken Smithy

I just had an amazing birthday gift! My wife took me to a real modern-day blacksmith to create my very own Viking axe! This was a really cool, really challenging, and very educational experience that taught me a lot about how medieval blacksmiths and armorers made axes, swords, and other weapons. So join me on an intoxicating trip to the forge!

The Armorers

Yes, sir. Here is now the smith‘s note for shoeing and
plough-irons.

Henry IV.

What IS Drunken Smithy?

Drunken Smithy

Website for Drunken Smithyhttps://drunkensmithy.com/

Modern Vs. Medieval Blacksmiths

I saw a smith stand with his hammer, thus,
The whilst his iron did on the anvil cool,
With open mouth swallowing a tailor’s news;
Who, with his shears and measure in his hand,
Standing on slippers, which his nimble haste
Had falsely thrust upon contrary feet,

King John

Part I- Selecting the Weapon

A weapon is a tool used in battle. Like any tool, it depends on who uses it and for what purpose. As my video below about swords demonstrates, many medieval weapons were designed to defeat the armor of the period- whether the chain mail of the early 12th century or the advanced suits of armor of the 15th:

So choosing a weapon to fight with depends on the warrior using it. For example, a Viking warrior in the early Middle ages might only be armed with a spear, while a late medieval knight might have plate armor and use weapons like a pole axe or a mace to concuss or punch through plate armor.

Part II- HEating the Steel

Part III- Shaping

and from the tents
The armourers, accomplishing the knights,
With busy hammers closing rivets up,
Give dreadful note of preparation:

Henry V

Pattern Welding

Part IV- Quenching it

For More Information:

https://www.tf.uni-kiel.de/matwis/amat/iss/kap_b/backbone/rb_3_3.html

Disney’s “Elemental” and “Romeo and Juliet”

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Every couple of years or so, there’s a new retelling of the tale of star-crossed lovers. I’ve written before that Shakespeare didn’t invent this story, but his version is definitely the template for every subsequent retelling.

The big challenge in telling the story for children is how to get around the sexual and violent elements of the story. Some versions like “Gnomio and Juliet,” make the violence comic and kid-friendly, while others like the WIshbone version call attention to the fact that it’s only a play, by presenting it as a story-within-a story.

What I find unique about Disney’s Elemental is that it ignores the violence and explores a side of the story that is often downplayed: family loyalty vs. personal choice. Is this version a complete adaptation- no. But it’s interesting to compare to “Romeo and Juliet” to see how it modernizes and diversifies elements of Shakespeare’s story.

Part I- The World of “Elemental”

One trope that both Elemental and Romeo and Juliet emphasize is the ancient notion of comparing human temperaments to the four elements.

In this world, all people are made of one basic element and it corresponds to their personality- dull, cold earth, flighty air, emotional water, and driven and temperamental fire. Our heroine Ember not only has a fiery temper, but a burning desire to repay her family for all that they’ve given her. She is also full of family anger for the prejudice she suffered at being an immigrant and a fire person. In the world of Elemental, fire people are looked upon with distrust because.. well fire burns!

This concept of elemental temperaments is explored in very creative ways in the film, but it is by no means a new idea. The idea that humans are made of four elements goes back to ancient Greece and China. The Greek philosopher Aristotle helped popularize the theory that not only is everything made of four elements but there are four liquids called humours that control human health and human behavior.

This is a presentation I created back in 2006 that explores the imagery and worldview of Romeo and Juliet. I explore what it means to be “Star Crossed Lovers,” and the relation that this play has to Astrology, religion, and even the Black Death. I hope you find it interesting!

Aristotle believed that to be physically and emotionally healthy, a person’s humours needed to be balanced which would prevent sickness and also control their temperament. A “humorous” person was someone who was either too angry or too melancholy and therefore worthy of scorn. This eventually twisted into our notion that humorous means to be funny.

In Romeo and Juliet, all of the characters are dominated by a particular humor and sometimes they even say how they are dominated by Choler (fire), Melancholy (Earth), Blood (Air), and Phlegm (Water)

Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall
Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall.

Tybalt, Act I, Scene v

All things that we ordained festival,
Turn from their office to black funeral;
Our instruments to melancholy bells,
Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast,

Lord Capulet, Act IV, Scene v

Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence’ cell;
There stays a husband to make you a wife:
Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks,
They’ll be in scarlet straight at any news.

The Nurse (to Juliet), Act II, Scene v

What’s unique about Elemental is that, while characters in Renaissance dramas have all four elements within them, in this movie, they are literally embodying one. Therefore to be in balance as Aristotle says they should be, they need a partner with an opposite humor to form a harmonious union. This is a nice way of visually showing the age-old adage that opposites attract in a very literal and easy-to-grasp way.

Wade- A more Temperate Romeo

As much as I love “Romeo and Juliet,” I’m well aware that Romeo is not an ideal lover. His attraction to Juliet is very much based on sight alone and though he is courageous and persistent to win her love, he does little to support or help her. Many people have pointed out that, had Romeo lived, it seems unlikely that his relationship with Juliet would last, especially considering that he just got over another girl five minutes before meeting her:

SCUMBAG ROMEO memes | quickmeme

So as a character, Romeo is iconic, but as a lover, he’s not exactly ideal. What Elemental does is keep his love of romance and his persistence, and give him the ability to empathize, a desire to help, and above all, the ability to LISTEN to Ember, (the Juliet analog). Enter… Wade:

Wade is a great addition to the Romeo trope and though he doesn’t kill anyone for Ember’s honor, he does fight many figurative battles for her- he helps her fight her guilt and find her purpose in life, he tries to help her family multiple times, and he fights her father’s prejudice against water people by being kind and respectful to her family.

I think it’s telling that Wade is dominated by water. First of all, it makes it clear to audiences that he has significant challenges in dating Ember (since he might literally extinguish her), but also because of what it says about his character.

Romeo is dominated by the humor of blood, which according to Hippocrates and Galen:

A person who is sanguine is generally optimistic, cheerful, even-tempered, confident, rational, popular, and fun-loving. He or she can be daydreamy to the point of not accomplishing anything and impulsive, acting on whims in an unpredictable fashion. Sanguines usually have a lot of energy, but have a problem finding a way to direct the energy. This also describes the manic phase of a bipolar disorder.

https://www.thecolourworks.com/hippocrates-galen-the-four-humours/

While Wade is literally made of water, which according to Galen:

phlegmatic  person is calm and unemotional. Phlegmatic means “Pertaining to phlegm” and corresponds to the season of winter (wet and cold), and connotes the element of water. While phlegmatics are generally self-content and kind, their shy personality can often inhibit enthusiasm in others and make themselves lazy and resistant to change. They are very consistent, relaxed, and observant, making them good administrators and diplomats. Like the sanguine personality, the phlegmatic has many friends. But the phlegmatic is more reliable and compassionate; these characteristics typically make the phlegmatic a more dependable friend.

https://www.thecolourworks.com/hippocrates-galen-the-four-humours/

So by his very nature, Wade is more active and a better friend than Romeo, which makes his relationship with Ember a more equal partnership. Wade is thus a more modern take on the age-old sanguine lover like Romeo.

Many have argued that Romeo and Juliet’s relationship was never designed to last; it was designed to be much like fire or even like a poison that tastes good at first, but kills at last:

https://www.thetelegraph.com/news/article/wherefore-art-thou-romeo-beautiful-elemental-18206334.php#taboola-1

Ember- the Conflicted Juliet

Much like Shakespeare’s version, the Juliet character in Elemental is more interesting than the Romeo character, and the writers know it. In Shakespeare’s version, Romeo is absent for most of Act IV, and in Elemental, Wade is not there for most of Act I and parts of Act II in the movie. The focus of both stories and the best feature is how the heroine handles the conflict between her family and her romance.

In Shakespeare’s version, Juliet doesn’t immediately fall head-over-heels in love with Romeo and uses an elemental image to describe how it would be foolish to try and rush into love too fast:

Although I joy in thee,
I have no joy of this contract to-night:
It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;
Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
Ere one can say ‘It lightens.’ Sweet, good night!

Juliet, Act II, Scene ii

But, once the two of them are married, she is very passionate and will do anything to avoid getting married to Lord Paris, even though her parents are pressuring her:

It’s also interesting that Lord Capulet is described in this scene as “Too hot.” I’ve mentioned before that in many productions, the Capulets are dressed in fiery colors like reds, yellows, and orange.

Collage of images of Tybalt. Notice the reds and yellows.

Juliet herself can also be very fiery and willful. At one point, Friar Laurence even compares Romeo’s infatuation with Juliet to fire and gunpowder!

Visual Accompaniment for Romeo and Juliet

These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey
Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
And in the taste confounds the appetite:
Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.
[Enter JULIET]

So there is precedent for portraying Juliet as a fiery character. What Elemental adds, is a sympathetic portrayal of race and culture wrapped up in her fiery nature. As I said before, Ember is the child of immigrants who are grateful to Element City for taking them in, but tired of the prejudices they face from the other elements. This echoes the real word struggle of Chinese immigrants under the Chinese Exclusion Act, and Japanese Americans during World War II. One way Ember’s fiery temper manifests itself is with her anger at prejudice and injustice:

The other struggle that keeps Ember intemperate is her conflicting desire to honor her family by taking over the family business, although this isn’t what she wants to do with her life. Wade sees this and realizes that Ember is fighting a war within herself and that is why she is lashing out at people in the store. She is also dealing with her family’s relative poverty and is constantly worried that her family won’t survive if she doesn’t take over the store.

In this scene, Ember becomes jealous of Wade, who was born into wealth and acceptance unlike her family who has struggled for years. This jealousy drives a wedge between her and Wade. It’s interesting that, rather than a family feud, the real forces that keep Wade and Ember in Elemental apart are not an arbitrary feud, but big societal forces like racism, nativism, and cultural differences.

In essence, Elemental takes the star-crossed aspect of the story and makes them more like the modern world. Most of us in first-world countries don’t get into blood feuds but plenty of people face prejudice and hardships based on where and how they were born. Elemental “boils” down the core of the Romeo and Juliet story and tells it differently, while keeping the central lesson that love can overcome and unite family differences and problems when two people are willing to risk everything for each other… even life.